FREE Adult Sex Toy for Federal employees  at random times We have a new coupon code every day. It will be valid for the first 200 people and then it won't work, so please hurry.

What are the rules? Navigating the method of getting a free vibrator will be a little tricky. Put the vibe in your shopping cart (only 1 per customer). Choose the shipping method "Ground" (not Free Shipping, but Ground). The purchase will be completely free of charge.

The Limit: We are giving away 200 free vibes per day for as long as the shutdown lasts.

Other Note: We are canceling orders from greedy people. Order twice or order two different free gifts without making purchase and you will get nothing. Order one even though you are not a furloughed federal employee and we won't really know, but Karma will get you.

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